Thud. Thud. Thud. Boom. Thud. Thud. Thud. Best party ever. This is awesome. I’m so fucking happy! Hi! You’re beautiful! I love your shoes! Thank you! Be right back. Thud. Thud. Thud. Boom. The washrooms!?!? How far!?!? I need the washroom NOW. Thud. Thud. Boom. Oh. My. Fucking. God. Faces. Flashing. Faster. FUCK! Keep moving keep moving keep moving moving FASTER! Boom. Boom. Boom. Thud. Boom. Boom. Boom. Thank God! What do I look like!? Oh my God! Mirror! Sink! I’m so embarrassed! Covered in vomit. They all must be talking. It had only been water. My lipstick was perfect.