These cars don’t know how to turn their engines off
They don’t know how to drive from the passenger seat
They don’t know how to cruise on the wrong side of the road
Where there’s so little traffic and, danger, less still
But only those who have driven there know

These cars are in cruise control
No one at the wheel
Engine overheats!
Driver jumps out!
Discovers his feet

Walks along the beach
Finds a heart-shaped rock
There’s a hole in it, she said
You see a hole, I see where to thread
She drives off